The only daily awards given for things some guy named Adam Dorsey experiences on a daily basis.

Awesome kid playing Billie Jean on guitar

This dog will sting the shit out of you if you give him half a chance.

This dog will sting the shit out of you if you give him half a chance.


BOOTSY’S BASIC FUNK FORMULA, or why I need a bass guitar.

The most disturbing pocket vagina of all disturbing pocket vaginas. Also, Christmas is coming up.

The most disturbing pocket vagina of all disturbing pocket vaginas. Also, Christmas is coming up.


A cover of Eminem’s “Without Me” in Klingon.

We ain’t afraid of no cleavage

We ain’t afraid of no cleavage


McNaughton Fine Art

One Nation Under God

Best Star Trek Uniform on the open road

Best Star Trek Uniform on the open road


This is an awesome dog.

This is an awesome dog.


Best Way to Kill Sith on the White House Lawn

Best Way to Kill Sith on the White House Lawn