The only daily awards given for things some guy named Adam Dorsey experiences on a daily basis.Tumblr (3.0; @dailydorseys)http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/CgVqX0a49HM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/CgVqX0a49HM&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Awesome kid playing Billie Jean on guitar</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/238315231http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/238315231Mon, 09 Nov 2009 11:38:28 -0800<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks50mjmdSY1qzvvx0o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This dog will sting the shit out of you if you give him half a chance.</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224084749http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224084749Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:54:19 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lk-rW81kGXs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lk-rW81kGXs&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>BOOTSY’S BASIC FUNK FORMULA, or why I need a bass guitar.</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224081581http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224081581Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:50:19 -0700<img src="http://19.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ks5000c8961qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5389919/have-a-happier-halloween-with-the-fleshlight-succu-dry" target="_blank">The most disturbing pocket vagina of all disturbing pocket vaginas. Also, Christmas is coming up.</a> </p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224074236http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/224074236Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:40:47 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HekpXSI-N_o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HekpXSI-N_o&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>A cover of Eminem’s “Without Me” in Klingon.</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/218694855http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/218694855Tue, 20 Oct 2009 20:02:36 -0700<img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_krrxdct2wu1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We ain’t afraid of no cleavage</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/217334353http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/217334353Mon, 19 Oct 2009 11:15:11 -0700<a href="http://www.shortpacked.com/McNaughton%20Fine%20Art.htm">McNaughton Fine Art</a>: <p>One Nation Under God</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/206359040http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/206359040Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:41:04 -0700<img src="http://6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqwi8dluDq1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best Star Trek Uniform on the open road</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/202764728http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/202764728Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:02:36 -0700<img src="http://8.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqr3ny5onO1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is an awesome dog.</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/200357100http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/200357100Tue, 29 Sep 2009 13:59:58 -0700<img src="http://7.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqphhaNkgW1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best Way to Kill Sith on the White House Lawn</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/199600570http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/199600570Mon, 28 Sep 2009 17:03:10 -0700<img src="http://23.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kqph49FZOl1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best 9-11 Tattoo</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/199594325http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/199594325Mon, 28 Sep 2009 16:55:20 -0700<a href="http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=130538559905&ref=nf">This Cat is Mesmerizing</a>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/189521319http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/189521319Wed, 16 Sep 2009 11:14:14 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kptl1cp0WV1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Give your mouse a proper burial</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/185477212http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/185477212Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:36:48 -0700<img src="http://5.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpmqv7VhQi1qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hello Vader!</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/182453589http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/182453589Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:59:30 -0700<img src="http://3.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpmp1uEof41qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Awesome Futurama Legos</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/182424803http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/182424803Mon, 07 Sep 2009 18:20:17 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCNs7Zpqo98&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCNs7Zpqo98&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Al Franken talks down angry healthcare mob, continues to be my hero.</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179800487http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179800487Fri, 04 Sep 2009 11:53:55 -0700<a href="http://www.streetlevel.com/2009/08/18/lightsaber-chopsticks/">The Best Way to Eat Sushi</a>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179677005http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179677005Fri, 04 Sep 2009 08:31:23 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4BgrG4SB3Kw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4BgrG4SB3Kw&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>Best Guest on Divorce Court</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179151881http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179151881Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:37:55 -0700<img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kpf4bl9ui11qzvvx0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Best Spell to Become a Mermaid</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179133304http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/179133304Thu, 03 Sep 2009 16:09:20 -0700<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DM4f4UZCssc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DM4f4UZCssc&rel=0&egm=0&showinfo=0&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/><p>The World’s Best Dancer Ever</p>http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/178952726http://dailydorseys.tumblr.com/post/178952726Thu, 03 Sep 2009 11:37:26 -0700